I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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