i will never coherently bang her
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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