we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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