you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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