Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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