I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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