if i died would you start the facebook group?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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