He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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