i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
After last night, I could never be a politician.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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