we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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