he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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