He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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