Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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