ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
so much tequila, so little girl.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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