Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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