Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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