We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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