I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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