I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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