hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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