Sponge bath it is.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it