seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen