I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.