I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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