I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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