i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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