I heard we made out
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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