Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i think i have two assholes
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize
