i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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