I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Green mimosas i think yes
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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