i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
They are going to name an STD after you.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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