She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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