what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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