If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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