I want to have your abortion
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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