maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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