no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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