It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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