dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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