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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  no one should ever give us hovercrafts

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.

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• (209): View more from California

  His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.

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  He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it

  (224): View more from Illinois

  Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.

  (727): View more from Florida

  Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.

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