My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.