so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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