You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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