Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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