Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm really into asian looking animals
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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