these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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