i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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