she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I can't turn off my feet"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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