You're so nebulous sometimes
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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