i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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