This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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