I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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