I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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