Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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