new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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