: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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