God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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