just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just gift wrapped bread.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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