Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
