every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize