U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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