Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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