They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
it's like heaven, but drunker
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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